Naturists do everything textiles do, except they do it nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except for the dress code.

Taken off the web “loose skin and old balls “ was one descriptive phrase regarding the aging of the “Naked American”.

Reading about the declining population of Nude Americans (oops, I mean American Nudists, or Naturists, whatever the cut of their cloth) has taken me back about 30 plus years.

I sat stiffer than a pine board across a too small table from two bare chested middle aged ladies studiously trying to ignore the endless acres of bare flesh passing by the corner of my left eye.

I was having enough trouble with what was happening in front of my nose.

I did the story and to this day do not remember a word about the result of my city editor’s assignment to me ( the cub reporter sitting across the aisle from his desk which was certainly less bare then the subjects of my text only story).

The grandmotherly appearing brunette let it slip that if I came back to the Olive Dell Nude Resort for a follow up story I would feel more comfortable if I stripped to the buff sort of blending in so to speak.

She was right.

People who do stuff in the buff say there are a lot of misconceptions in U.S. society about what they are doing and why.

There are nude cruises, camping grounds, tennis courts, and motorcycle rallies across the country. There are at least three nude summer camps just for teens and about 260 clothing-optional family resorts in North America—nearly twice the number of ten years ago, according to the American Association for Nude Recreation.

“Naturists” say the benefits to sloughing off both clothes and convention include a sense of freedom and a better self image.

Twenty-five thousand simoleons was a lot of money then (even now) and I wanted to break into Hugh Hefner’s empire and take pictures of naked ladies. Dee Dee was just over 18 and was so natural about being unclothed in front of my Nikon she made the sessions smooth and easy.

It was I who made them hard. In my youthful lack of patience (oh heck, greed) I wouldn’t wait until her braces would be removed and then she would feel free to smile.

This voluptuous brunette didn’t make the Director’s Cut.

“I’ve taken lots of friends to nudist beaches, both men and women,” said Mark Storey, an editor of Nude and Natural magazine and a philosophy professor at Bellevue Community College in Washington State. Storey is also the author of Cinema au Naturel: A History of Nudist Film.

“Some of them walked away thinking it was great, some walked away thinking it was boring. But they all walked away thinking, Most people look somewhat like me.”

Storey, like most naturism activists, points to most media portrayals of the human body as inaccurate distortions of what people really look like. “There are very few model-perfect people out there. At a nude beach, you get a more realistic perception of what humanity really looks like.”

Jaws dropped, eyebrows rose, noses were averted and some just stared at the bare naked trio basking on the sand of the Santa Monica CA beach. She turned her head wondering out loud why those in trunks (textiles in nudist speak) were so rude.

This was an organized attempt to make the beach an “open” beach. I was there writing an article for “Bare in Mind”, a nudist magazine.

Nicky Hoffman, administrative director of the Naturist Society, said part of her group’s mission is to promote an environment of body acceptance. “For girls especially, there is so much pressure in our society to be a perfect size. As a result, there is a whole generation of people killing themselves to meet a standard that is impossible. Part of living a naturist lifestyle is accepting your body and regaining a normal body image.”

Hoffman further argues that when clothes are off, social distinctions shrink, creating a more level playing field for human interactions. It’s hard to tell a bus driver from a lawyer without the social and professional markings of their dress.

“People will hide and mask themselves in a number of ways to look prettier, tougher, or to establish their social rank,” Storey said. “But if you are buck naked chatting with someone, you’ll be chatting with the real person. When you get past the fear factor and the initial embarrassment, you realize it allows for a more authentic human interaction.”

“Nudity is a taboo in America because we primarily equate nudity or nakedness with sexuality and we have taboos about sexuality,” said Matthew Westra, a psychology professor at Longview Community College in Missouri, in the National Geographic Channel documentary Taboo: Extreme Living. “A lot of it has to do, I think, with the Puritan and Victorian heritage that we have, which says that any kind of temptation will lead you into hell.”

Modern strip clubs and pornography also strengthen the association between nudity and sex, a link that naturism activists are constantly trying to break.

“At nude beaches, we swim, we play volleyball, we lay in the sun. We do the same things everyone else does at the beach—we just prefer to do it without clothing,” Hoffman said. The rules: no touching, no gawking, no inappropriate behavior. “It’s a very family-friendly environment.”

I vividly remember Barbara, a sweet girl but too small up front to have a non virtual hope of becoming a Bunny. We met at the Tree House a nudist resort hosting the world’s 1st (and only) Nude Rodeo.

The bull riding was especially revealing.

Here’s the naked truth about nude recreation: The people who practice it aren’t getting any younger.

To draw 20- and 30-somethings, nudist groups and camps are trying everything from deep discounts on membership fees to a young ambassador program that encourages college and graduate students to talk to their peers about having fun in the buff.

The Kissimee, Fla.-based American Association for Nude Recreation, which represents about 270 clubs and resorts in North America, estimates that more than 90 percent of its 50,000 members are older than 35.

No one is quite sure why nudity, at least the organized version promoted by the AANR and similar groups, is such a tough sell for younger people.

“I think people think that we’re all hippies,” said Laura Groezinger, 22, of Billerica, Mass.

“Other people, I don’t know the right way to say this, but they think it’s more sexual, kind of. They don’t understand just the being free with your body and being comfortable.”

Nonetheless, a broad movement embracing the benefits of social nudity didn’t appear in the Western world until the early 20th century. It started in Germany, where it blossomed as an alternative to the stress of industrialized, urban life. By 1929, the movement made it to the U.S., where it has struggled to become part of mainstream culture ever since.

“Americans are still severely bothered by nakedness. See a bit of Janet Jackson’s breast on national television and it’s a fiasco. But all of the violence on television—that’s accepted. To me, it’s bizarre,” Storey said.

In order to live a clothing-optional lifestyle, naturists form their own communities and have their own resorts. It protects them from prying eyes and keeps “textile” neighbors, as nudists call the rest of the world, from feeling overexposed.

But naturists argue that, as a part of the taxpaying community, some public space should be set aside for them. A recent national Roper poll, one of the two largest independent polling companies in the U.S., said 80 percent of the U.S. public agrees that it is okay to have a nude beach, as long as it is marked by a sign. 25 percent of adults polled said they’d gone skinny-dipping in mixed company at least once in their life.

“Naturists do not divide neatly down political boundaries,” said Bob Morton, the executive director of the Naturist Action Committee (NAC), based in Austin, Texas. “No true conservative would suggest compromising civil liberties, so it’s not a conservative-versus-liberal issue. Naturists span the entire political spectrum.”

The NAC monitors legislative activities at the city, state, and national level, lobbying on behalf of naturist interests and filing briefs in the courthouse to protect the naturist way of life.

“It’s been very trendy lately to try to put skinny-dipping on the list of sex offenses for which you have to register with the state. It’s already passed in 13 states,” Morton said. “That’s ridiculous. Go to any nude beach and you will understand that in ten minutes. But people confuse nudity and sex all the time. They don’t bother to distinguish between the two, and that’s the root of a lot of our problems.”

Some states, like Montana, are bringing down the hammer on their clothing-optional residents. A first offense for skinny-dipping means six months in jail; a second offense garners one year; a third offense, a hundred years. “It causes you to sit up and say, My gosh, who thinks these kinds of prison sentences make sense?” Morton said.

While naturists continue to struggle for acceptance in the United States, in Europe it’s usually a non issue.

“France has more clothing-optional beaches and campsites than you can possibly number. Croatia has nude beaches up and down the coast. So does Italy and the southern coast of Spain. Germany has large city parks where you can hang out naked. I could go on and on with other examples,” Storey said. “The United States is the only Western country that is still struggling to figure this issue out.”

Say Hey, “Spock” is taking pictures of BBW’s now instead of watching Star Trek reruns and just maybe…………….?


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