Lindsay Lohan’s life is bizarre.  A “good friend” has decided to leak a video of her snorting cocaine in a bathroom stall of the club Teddy’s.  The grainy video shows Lindsay snorting the coke and then shoving some coke up her friend’s nose too.  Ahh, how sweet…she shares.  Supposedly this worried pal decided to leak the footage to “wake up” Lindsay for her to get real help.  Fans may remember that Lindsay checked herself into rehab not to long ago to sober up and this neat video was shot 20 days after she left the rehab. (Scroll down for Screen caps).

Her “friend” then decided to give the quote of all quotes when she went on discuss Lindsay’s usage, how much, and who she’s slept with and who she likes to sleep with.  The part about her exhibitionism and snorting coke off the toilet seat is classic.  I feel like flying out to LA right now so that I can just pick up my Oscar – because if people this out-of-control can have movies coming out with Jane Fonda then I deserve a lifetime achievement award.

Here’s the quote – it’s long but read it because it is very entertaining. “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it – she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

Wow, what a ho.  Of course if I was this friend I’d leave the country because Lindsay’s got that crazy dad and bizarre mother livin’ off her – so I’d be afraid that they’d whack me.

Here’s teen queen Lindsay being a role model:

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