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Lunch Break Boob Jobs

You knew it was coming, didn’t you…  A scientific breakthrough amazes and astounds us, then someone says “Wait a miinute, first things first”, and so it is with stem cells.  A lot has been written, and argued about, the viability of the research.  It holds promise to repair spinal cord injuries and grow organs for those needing transplants, but ‘internal’ organs aren’t the only things the stem cells can grow, as evidenced by the latest from a California biotech company.

Their baby is called Celution [an obvious pun on ‘solution’].  In just about an hour, your local Glamour Doc can perform the procedure.  All it involves is injecting what Celution calls a ‘super-charged’ fat mixture into the patient’s breast tissue.  Then you just sit back and wait, because over the next couple of months your boobs are going to grow, and grow, and grow.

This could of course be boon to cancer patients that have had a mastectomy, but where do you think the big bucks will come from?  Well hey, it is a California company, so you can expect Boob Boutiques to be popping up all over the place in LA and Beverly Hills.

That’s a place, by the way, Beverly Hills, it’s not a woman’s name, and has nothing to do with this article, so the first one that writes in saying they remember a stripper who called herself that, gets their internet privileges suspended.

News Link: The Daily Telegraph

Cartoon from Sid in the City

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