Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman is once again in the news. Now our fearless leather clad, pepper spray toting doyen of truth and justice is a wanted man in his home town. A $150 bench warrant has been issued to bring this man to justice. I have no doubt that there is a posse being formed as we speak. There are a lot of people that have suffered at Dog’s hands over the years, and most humiliating of all many were captured on camera for the titillation of viewers of the A&E channel. This could be their chance to even the score!
According to the Star Bulletin newspaper our fearless Duane Dog Chapman was popped by Hawaii’s boys in blue on October the 25th for a speeding violation, he was doing 60mph in a 50mph zone. Unfortunately he was unable to produce proof of ‘No Fault Insurance’, no doubt the card was in his other ‘gun belt’. Consequently a citation was issued and a court date set.
The Dog was too busy to make the court appearance, and so he is now a wanted man! Having watched him endlessly chastise others for the sin of missing court dates there is definitely a humorous side to this story.
Simon Barrett
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackIt may be a bit ironic, but considering the hell this man has been going through, it’s hardly “humorous.”
Sit on it, Simon!!
Wish I had a nickel for all the men in blue “flashing their lights” going 80 in a 50 to get to the donut shop b4 all the glazed were gone! But Dog should have just paid the fine that very moment and went on with his life. Dog has to realize his life is being micro-scrutinized right now.
Karma will even things out. Dog will get his TV show back. The arresting officer will walk in on his wife being probed by a teenage neighbor. Officer “60 in a 50” will endure domestic abuse counseling, pay alimony and end up marrying his pimple-face pregnant girlfriend. Said girlfriend will set a record for yearly oreo consumption. During a lovemaking episode with the former Ms. Oreo, Officer 60, never on top, will have his lungs smashed and need artificial respiration for the rest of his miserable life.
well “dog” u ‘ve already returned to the trailer park 150.00 Beth spends more than that on her “nails”.u no ur in the spotlight, and u overlook this? u guys are’nt broke yet, ur working hard to regain your show or get another network 2 pic u up, and u turn back 2 your HILLBILLY ways. you guys need a lesson in CLASS,and REALNESSS.you’ve lost a big fan base.
Mama B – I suggest your research your facts before posting comments. Dog has had and does CONTINUE to have a HUGE fan base. First of all heifer you called him a Hillbilly??? You can’t even spell your words out in full correctly. You have to resort to shortening them because your mind can’t handle the complexity of spelling the word “to”? And you want to make fun of them??? They’re they hillbillys but you can’t even spell the word “to”, “you”, “your” or “pick” for that matter. Because those words are so long and hard to spell right? You dumb heifer, go back to school.
The plural of “hillbilly” is Hillbillies” Mo-rawn!
I don’t think it is very humerous at all and come on $150 dollar bench warrant, Lowest bench warrant I’ve ever heard of. I wish all the idiots who hate what they don’t know would get of his back and go back to bashing someone else. He doesn’t deserve it. I just can’t wait till he gets his show back. And for all you who think it is a bunch of rednecks supporting him, I’m not.
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