Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman is once again in the news. Now our fearless leather clad, pepper spray toting doyen of truth and justice is a wanted man in his home town.  A $150 bench warrant has been issued to bring this man to justice. I have no doubt that there is a posse being formed as we speak. There are a lot of people that have suffered at Dog’s hands over the years, and most humiliating of all many were captured on camera for the titillation of viewers of the A&E channel. This could be their chance to even the score!

According to the Star Bulletin newspaper our fearless Duane Dog Chapman was popped by Hawaii’s boys in blue on October the 25th for a speeding violation, he was doing 60mph in a 50mph zone. Unfortunately he was unable to produce proof of ‘No Fault Insurance’, no doubt the card was in his other ‘gun belt’. Consequently a citation was issued and a court date set.

The Dog was too busy to make the court appearance, and so he is now a wanted man! Having watched him endlessly chastise others for the sin of missing court dates there is definitely a humorous side to this story.

Simon Barrett


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