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Friday, September 01, 2006
Angie whops on the upside of Condi’s head With one cruel sweep of the pendulum, the balance of world female power has in effect swung across the Atlantic from the US to Europe and now threatens to create a dangerous imbalance in the delicate gentler-sex-power-matrix that could eventually lead to nuclear annihilation for us all. Or hurt feelings at the very least. And maybe a couple of bitch fits, too. Upon hearing the news, Hillary Clinton is said to have immediately offered to rush to Condi’s side with cameras in a desperate effort to console her. Queen Elizabeth II has proposed serving as mediator in the conflict but nobody seems interested in returning her calls. Melinda Gates is thinking about taking action. Even JK Rowling is considering writing a book about the crisis. It is not known at the moment just how the American Secretary (she hates that word) of State is taking the news but sources close to her say she is frothing at the mouth an howling with uncontrollable rage. Sources not so near her have heard the howling part, too. Nichts ist schlimmer als die Wut einer Frau. Es sei denn, es sind zwei. Come and visit me at Observing Hermann... Blogger News Network is advertiser-supported, and your visits to our advertisers help BNN to meet its expenses. Help keep us afloat! posted by Clarsonimus at 1:48 PM |
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