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Thursday, August 03, 2006
DON'T FEED THE THAI TIGERS BARBEQUE: EXPAT HORROR STORY Thank god for Viagra!* The Japanese had just about wiped out the last wild tigers on earth looking for ways to improve on their manhood. Yep, they have long been the world's largest consumer of various endangered species and mostly for erectile improvement. But, I digress.... Now, philandering husbands, especially British ones, are on the endangered list. And the only good news, and it is not really very good, is that the few remaining tigers in Thailand had a picnic courtesy of of a woman scorned. It seems Toby, an expat in Thailand divorced his Thai wife because of her gambling addiction. He should have expected so much more of the bar girl for whom he sold his farm in England so he could join her in Thailand. They should put warning labels on those sex tour brochures.  The marriage began to crumble after 41-year old Mr. Charnaud (there is an ironly in this name you will soon want to forget) took his beloved hoe to meet mom and dad. Parents love exotic surprises. He gave her about $20,000 as a settlement and moved on wondering, I am sure, how the cultural divide had gotten so large between an English businessman and a hooker. The lovely Asian Siren's kinfolk told police that the ex-husband had interrupted a whiskey drinking session with relatives who then tried to shoot him with a muzzle loading rifle. When the antique method literally backfired they resorted to the prehistoric method and clubbed him to death. After that they barbequed the body and spread it around a tiger preserve near Burma. A Scottish investigator hired by the parents uncovered details and actually got a confession from the relations. Members of Pannanda's family then led investigators to the remaining dismembered remains of the deceased. Two of the relatives have admitted to murder with provocation (Must have been great whiskey) while the ex-bar girl has pleaded not-guilty. Sadly, Mr. Charnaud had only gone there to visit his five-year old son. Chinese Asia China Blog Lonnie Hodge Guangzhou South China Japan China Cooking Tigers Endangered Species Expats Thailand (*Do you have any idea how many spam comments relating to penile dysfucntion I am going to get just becuse I used that word?) Blogger News Network is advertiser-supported, and your visits to our advertisers help BNN to meet its expenses. Help keep us afloat! posted by Lonnie at 7:52 AM |
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