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       Saturday, August 05, 2006

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BOMB SHELTER IN SHANGHAI?

The New York Times via AP via the Shanghai Morning News (this harvested news gets a family tree fast, huh? I had to shower and shave during the tracing of this blurb) says it appears Shanghai has built a million-square-foot underground bunker complex. Now, that might ordinarily sound big, but I am white and foreign; hence, and I am just guessing here, that would probably mean no room at the Inn for me as only 200,000 people can be housed there in the event of an attack. There are only 16 million people in Shanghai. I have a better chance of being one of the 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses headed for heaven.

The bunker is pretty cool: The Shanghai Morning Post reported that it connects to shopping centers (you can get those glow in the dark boxers you have always dreamed of,) office and apartment buildings (In case you want to start trading supplies with other survivors like on the series Lost) and the subway via miles of tunnels, has water, electricity, ventilation and protective doors, and can support life for two weeks. Two weeks?!

Sounds like a bad espisode of House, MD. Two weeks?! Come on, I made it through my first semester of college on two cans of Beanie weenies and stale bread! And for this they spent how much?

The report did not say when the bunker was finished or whether it was built with a specific threat in mind. Any Guesses?

KIM THE ILL JUNG

Japan, also within range of Ill Kim Jung's North Korean Missiles, bottle rockets and amphetamines, will probably build some of these, but will want separate Love Bunkers for those times when they want to escape their also sheltered family while maintaiing anonymity. Or maybe it will just be cause for another 500 person videotaped orgy: ORGY




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posted by Lonnie at 8:27 AM  

1 Comments:

Danny Haszard said...

-A heads up on the Jehovah Witness-

There is no Armageddon that will annihilate 6.5 billion people,and install Watchtower leaders as world rulers.

The core dogma of the Watchtower organization is that Jesus had his second coming 'invisibly' in the year 1914.Their entire doctrinal superstructure is built on this falsehood.

Jehovah's Witnesses door to door recruitment is by their own admission an ineffective tactic. They have lost membership in all countries with major Internet access because their false doctrines and harmful practices are exposed on the modern information superhighway.

There is good and valid reasons why there is such an outrage against the Watchtower for misleading millions of followers.Many have invested everything in the 'imminent' apocalyptic promises of the Jehovah's Witnesses and have died broken and beaten.

Every Jehovah's Witness member will grow old and die just like everyone else.
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Danny Haszard Bangor Maine 'expert witness on the Jehovah's Witness'

8:45 AM  

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