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       Friday, July 28, 2006

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Germany now prepared for Soviet attack

At a mere $94 million a pop, EADS (think Airbus A380) just delivered the first four Eurofighter jets to the German Luftwaffe this week. Over 180 of these ultra-modern fighter jets will soon be in action here, costing 21 billion euros in all and becoming Germany’s backbone of air defense against any possible attack by the now non-existent Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics.

Many military experts even believe that given the proper war scenario this Cold War aircraft could possibly even bring the Cold War to an end if it where still going on any more that is but it’s not because hey stuff happens but we always stick to the plan anyway no matter what.

Despite some muffled criticism here and there about not having the designated potential enemy to use these things against anymore, a defense ministry spokesman has actually been quoted as having said “They will be a significant part of ensuring our soldiers’ safety on foreign deployments.”

Uh, like, in the Congo or something?

“And these babies will be just what we need for all of the other peacekeeping missions we will be taking part in. And especially all of those other ones will never be taking part in, too,” said the guy standing next to him wearing a red Pappnase (paper party nose).

Für die Freiheit muss man immer bereit sein, Eurozufighten.

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