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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
World Cup Friendliness Becoming Unbearable in Berlin The World Cup has turned this place into some kind of a bizarre Chronic Love Parade, only nobody’s passing out any ecstasy yet. Well nobody’s given me any. This friendliness and niceness is unnatural here. It’s wrong. Taken out of context like this, friendliness is downright evil here (think Austin Powers). I smell a rat. The bakery lady gave me an extra breakfast roll the other day. It was a Camping Brötchen, too. For a week or so now, the old bags with the canes only crowd into the bus at the last moment so you finally get a chance to crowd in first (I swear they’re waiting on purpose). Fistfights for parking space are down dramatically. I haven’t seen a dog pile on the street since the USA – Italy match. The sun's even shining here these days for cryin’ out loud! Wait, I’ve got it. Now I know how they're pulling this number off (whoever they are). It’s in the water. The ecstasy, I mean. They’ve put it in the bottled water they sell here in Berlin. I drink tap water, see? I’m an American and we don’t know any better. That’s why I haven’t become, well, one of them. This is just like The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I’ve got to report this to the Ordnungsamt or somebody immediately! Wait a minute. No I don’t. Come visit me at Observing Hermann... Blogger News Network is advertiser-supported, and your visits to our advertisers help BNN to meet its expenses. Help keep us afloat! posted by Clarsonimus at 10:54 AM |
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