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       Saturday, March 04, 2006

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Iraqi War Plans: Absolutely no way but tell us more anyhow

The German government is still denying the New York Times report alleging that German intelligence agents passed on secret Iraqi defense plans to American forces weeks before the invasion. In fact, they have actually lost track of the denials they have made to date and are now worried that better counters might later confront them with this. You know, two denials of innocence make one admission of guilt, stuff like that.

That’s why they are now asking Washington for more detailed information about the detailed information Washington got from them earlier so they can deny all of this detailed information in even greater detail (and keep better count this time).

Natives, as you know, are very gründlich (thorough) and will simply not tolerate schlampige Arbeit (untidy work). It makes them nervous and sick. It’s a neurotic kind of thang.

And once these details have been furnished (something tells me they will), the parliamentary inquiry that is about to be opened will most certainly go through every single little one of them in the most excruciatingly gründlich manner you can possibly imagine. Darauf können Sie Gift nehmen (You can take poison on that one).

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if all of this will soon be dealt with sooo thoroughly and sooo long that The New York Times will eventually voluntarily retract everything they have printed about it just to get them to stop – and the US forces will leave Iraq, too, for the same reason.

Hey, maybe this is all just some kind of a secret German anti-war plan or something. Should we ask them?

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posted by Clarsonimus at 3:05 AM  

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