Still mad as f*ing hell about all the f*ing commercialism Berlinâ€™s Loveparade f*ing brought down upon their now f*ed-up scene, and despite the f*ing fact that the f*ing Loveparade died and went to f*ing Ruhrpott (the industrial Ruhrgebiet, a modern German synonym for hell) years ago, Berlinâ€™s f*ing anti-parade par excellence (or at least thatâ€™s sure the f* what they would like it to f*ing be), the F*parade,Â will be taking place again this f*ing year, too.
Starting at the same f*ing place whereÂ - now f*ing get this – policeman f*ing unlawfully confiscated f*ing walkmen and radios from f*ing F*parade demonstrators way the f* back in 2001 (August 18th at f*ing Frankfurter Tor), the f*ed-up F*parade will f*ing parade through f*ing town again, for f* sakes.
So be there or be a f*ing f*-face. And bring your own f*ing Techno because we donâ€™t have any of those f*ed-up commercialized sound trucks anymore (they cost a f*ing fortune) and maybe bring a f*ing gasmask, too, while youâ€™re at it because the f*ing cops are bringing along their f*ing tear-gas forÂ f*ing free. You f*ers.
Ich f*ing liebe Musik.
Come visit me at Observing Hermann…