I haven’t been able to put my finger on it yet, but just give me a little more time. There is a connection here somewhere, people. There has to be. There is a connection here somewhere between this freaky Live Earth concert rally thing taking place on seven continents around Planet Earth today simultaneously-sort-of-right-now-as-we-speak and this week’s eerie 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO incident. And I can’t prove it yet or anything but I think that the connection is none other than Al Gore himself.

Has anyone ever taken the time to verify where Al Gore was on July 4, 1947, when the first ship was sighted? And don’t give me any of this he was born in 1948 crap, either. That won’t fly with me. That’s right, think about it: It’s been 60 years now since the term “flying saucer” was first coined and now this year’s coined phrase is “live earth” and if any of you dreamers out there would just wake up and take the time to mix these four words up together sixty times like I did you would be more than a little bit surprised to see that you eventually get the phrase “fly earthling” (with a few leftover letters like i, v, e, r, e, c, u, a, and s), and that’s just plain creepy, man.

By the way, Al Gore spelled backwards is La Erog. And I don’t even want to think about going there so I won’t.

So enjoy the concert(s). You pitiful fools.

We will we will rock you.

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