That actor, talk show stand-up-on-chair comedian and sinister member of a reptile race in human form that has secretly been controlling the course of human history for seven millennia Tom Cruise is set to play the role of the German Widerstandskämpfer (resistance fighter – what, there was only one?) Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg (bet you can’t say his name ten times really fast) in an upcoming film is bad enough, but now the von Stauffenberg family is justifiably worried that Scientology might creep into the film, as well. When Tom Cruise creeps into it, that is.
Graf von Stauffenberg, the originator of the first Mission Impossible, was a German Wehrmacht officer who took part in a resistance group which planned “Operation Valkyrie”, the assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler on July 20, 1944. The bomb which von Stauffenberg planted in a bunker briefing room next to Hitler killed several high-ranking officers, but left the dictator unscathed. This of course then led to von Stauffenberg’s gruesome and untimely death.
Upon hearing about the Cruise casting, one of von Stauffenberg’s grandchildren expressed concern that the film might be financed by Scientology and that it could be an attempt to spread the organization’s zany, laugh-a-minute propaganda by cruel and unusual means. Cruise, for his part, has vocally lobbied German officials in the past over the country’s steadfast refusal to recognize Scientology as a church. Old Europeans.
So is this payback time, or what? Only the Intergalactic Reptilian Council convening on Zardon four thousand years ago knows for sure.
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackOh please, leave Tom Cruise alone now, for Christ’sake!
I hope Tom Cruise uses the opportunity to expose the German government in all it’s evil and corrupt callous disregard for human rights and brazen arrogance. I hope Americans are all the more repulsed by the German government as a result. I hope their present Nazi methods against any belief not approved by the state is exposed to their own shock and horror, and that they spend the next 50 years making amends to all of the religions whose followers they killed, lives they destroyed, fortunes they stole and families they tortured.
“I hope Tom Cruise uses the opportunity to expose the German government in all it’s evil and corrupt callous disregard for human rights and brazen arrogance. ”
I hope the bizare cult of scientology is exposed for the vile hate group that it is!~
I hope Americans are all the more repulsed by the German government as a result. I hope their present Nazi methods against any belief not approved by the state is exposed to their own shock and horror, and that they spend the next 50 years making amends to all of the religions whose followers they killed, lives they destroyed, fortunes they stole and families they tortured.
I hope that your insane, moronic ranting about those poor stalkertologists being persecuted and killed is listened to by NO ONE and that the vile pyramid scheme that is the “Church” Of Scientology is confined to the dust bin of history along with the Nazis that they so love to emulate!
The problem/advantage with a blog is that anyone with an opinion can publish it. There is no need to have any background or experience in what ever subject you are talking about. There is also no need to prove anything that you say, after all, it’s a blog. How convenient for you.
Your inference is that Scientology is invalid as a philosophy, however you just rely on name calling , no actual content.
I have experienced Scientology to be very helpful in my daily life.
You infer that Scientology philosophy will creep into the film. hmmmm, you mean just like; Top Gun, Cocktail, Eyes Wide Shut, Jerry Maguire, Interview with a Vampire, The Color Of Money, Young Guns, Days Of Thunder, The Firm, The Last Samurai, War Of The Worlds, and the Mission Impossible series ??? Exactly what Scientology philosophy did you recognize in any of those films, and how are you qualified to say what Scientology philosophy is or isn’t ?
It’s time for the anti-Scn mercs to crawl back under your rocks.
Your living on a continual diet of hatred may be pathetic (in a corny way) to watch, but it must be HELL to be you.
Just think — as Scientology expands and expands, the number of people you’ll be forced to hate will increase EXPONENTIALLY.
Have fun!
How do you miss the Scientology reference in Eyes Wide Shut? The movie is about a powerful cult. Kidman’s fantasy is sex with a navy officer, and the elite of Scientology dress in navy uniforms and call themselves the Sea Org. Scientology founder Hubbard’s son talked about Hubbard’s orgies. In one scene in Eyes Wide shut when a man calls Cruise away from 2 girls seducing him, it sounds like he calls Cruise “Dr Hubbard”
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