It takes millions of years for a star to implode. It takes mere seconds for a politician to achieve the same result. We saw that with Herman (Munster) Cain, his run for the White House crashed faster than a failed Soviet rocket launch. Today Rick (no one votes for me) Perry also withdrew from winning an all-expenses paid four year vacation at the country’s most exclusive hotel.

The new reality show ‘Who Wants To Be President’ is picking up traction with viewers. It is a great show, unlike many other game shows, you never know when a contestant is going to get dumped!

The next episode of ‘Who Wants to be a president’ is set for Saturday in South Carolina. I do hope that it does not clash with an NFL playoff game, but it looks like being a doozy.

The Newt vs Mitt saga is in full swing. But did Newt get neutered? The Newt thinks so. The Newter is pissed off.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich slammed CNN host John King for asking about an explosive ABC News report claiming the White House hopeful asked his former wife for an “open marriage” before they later divorced.

“I think the destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media makes it harder to govern this country, harder to attract decent people to run of for public office and I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that,” Gingrich said.

“Every person in here knows personal pain. Every person in here has had someone close to them go through painful things. To take an ex-wife, and make it two days before the primary a sign question in a presidential campaign, is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine,” Gingrich said.

 Whole article is here.

A grumpy Newt exploded with:

I am tired of the elite media protecting Barack Obama by attacking Republicans,” he said. “They would like to attack any Republican

Um, elite media? Sounds like Newt is back in that neutered mode.  He is going to have to do better if he wants to win on the ‘anyone but Kitten Mittens ticket’.

Newter is missing part of the action, it is not that the press don’t like him, they don’t like anyone that is running. It is fun to watch them implode, but I thought the idea was to oust Obama. At this rate there will not be a candidate left standing by November.

Santorum is surging, apparently he actually won won the Iowa Caucus, but there again, you have to ask the question, who cares? A quick google search reveals that he is a bit of a joke with one block of voters.

Kitten mittens looks like the contender, but I just can’t see him pulling it off. Why trade one dough head for another? He may be a clean Kitten Mitten, but that dang religious card is going to come into play. The White House is a large structure, there is plenty of room to accommodate a few more wives.

Simon Barrett

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