Comments on: OBAMA TAPS JESUS CHRIST FOR HIGH COURT - CONSERVATIVES VOW FIGHT (humor/satire)

By: walrus

walrus — Sun, 31 May 2009 20:11:11 +0000

“How does a blowhard hatemonger, who doesn’t know a fact from a fig leaf, pass himself off as a Christian?”

that’s what scares me about heaven…”don’t you want to go to heaven?”…”not if it’s full of Christians”

off topic: you ever wonder if God created marijuana the same day He came up with the platypus?

By: Mark Mercer

Mark Mercer — Sun, 31 May 2009 16:46:31 +0000

Walrus-I really regret that failure, but you’re a good satirist yourself and said it here better than I could have. And now the big mystery, still unanswered: How does a blowhard hatemonger, who doesn’t know a fact from a fig leaf, pass himself off as a Christian?

Thanks for this entertaining addition to my article! –Mark

By: Wraiths Crest

Wraiths Crest — Sun, 31 May 2009 11:56:39 +0000

We must stand united against this socialist fascist communist liberal ivory tower activist nazi elite leftist liberal.

King of Kings? Lord of Lords? Not even Obama is that arrogant!! He is the Light and the Way? Puh-lease! He wants to “light” our “way” straight into a socialist agenda… just listen to him!

The meek shall inherit the earth… brotherly love… blessed are the poor… it goes on from there. Suffice it to say, perhaps we should be calling this “man” *Comrade* Christ…

That’s not even to mention his record of judicial experience… “judge not lest ye be judged.” HA! How can we expect him to fulfil his obligation if he WON’T EVEN JUDGE! Sure, he says he’ll get to that “later,” something about the “end times”… but we as conservatives can see right through that as the sort of non-answer we’ve all come to expect from this kind of un-American liberal godless freedom-haters.

By: walrus

walrus — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:00:10 +0000

you failed to report when Limbaugh said,”He’s a Jew! How does a Jew think that he can pass himself off as a Christian??? This smells like an ACORN scam! I guess Obama thinks Conservatives are too stupid to know a Jew when they see one! Listen lefist, socialist Liberals, Conservatives are experts at separating Jews from Christians! Nice try! Listen my friends, Christ is no Christian, he is a Jew. Let’s see Olbermann spin this one. We must oppose this nomination before Christ pushes his empathetic love your fellow man agenda from the bench!”

By: Mark Mercer

Mark Mercer — Sat, 30 May 2009 17:54:08 +0000

Thanks, Trapper. Satire sometimes comes dangerously close to the truth. “F*ggot was directly (indirectly) to John Edwards as “a schoolyard taunt.” So, is she saying she’s a schoolgirl?

By: Trapper

Trapper — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:37:24 +0000

That was a fun read!!Not so sure the part about Ann C was satire!!

By: Mark Mercer

Mark Mercer — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:42:34 +0000

Thank you, Carol. Since you seem to like satire, I decided to reshuffle my blogsite - all satire for awhile:
http://JesusHonestSearch.blogspot.com

You might also like the “Anti-Christ” and “McCain Taps Bigfoot…” articles indexed here at: http://www.bloggernews.net/1author/mark-mercer

Thanks for reading! –Mark

By: Carol M

Carol M — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:49:22 +0000

That was very funny! Thank you.