Comments on: Sundance Channel Asks ‘How Green Is Your Valley’? http://www.bloggernews.net/115500 High-quality English language analysis and editorial writing on the news. Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:32:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Bruce Bateman http://www.bloggernews.net/115500#comment-336112 Bruce Bateman Wed, 14 May 2008 08:50:52 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/115500#comment-336112 I'm donating all my extra carbon neutral exchange coupons to the United Vietnamese Hookers of America. I'm thinking that all those patent leather thigh boots and non-recyclable see thru plastic mini skirts are causing them a rightful place in the "make mine out of hemp' hall of fame. These gals mean well and if enough of us who love the planet by hugging a nearby shrub can unite behind (on top?) this movement to artificially slide them into eco awareness, they will come around on their own and begin to choose customers with blue denim shirts and an alt fuel VW in the garage. Damnit, this is America where every hooker worth her salt should have the opportunity to grow her own tomatoes in the side yard and save rain water in a big drum under the downspout. Please pitch in for this worthwhile cause. Send all those extra carbon neutral coupons on over to: The Bruce to Mexico Fund % Twa t’doc Fun 300 Colorado High Blvd Less than Angels, California 90001 I’m donating all my extra carbon neutral exchange coupons to the United Vietnamese Hookers of America. I’m thinking that all those patent leather thigh boots and non-recyclable see thru plastic mini skirts are causing them a rightful place in the “make mine out of hemp’ hall of fame.

These gals mean well and if enough of us who love the planet by hugging a nearby shrub can unite behind (on top?) this movement to artificially slide them into eco awareness, they will come around on their own and begin to choose customers with blue denim shirts and an alt fuel VW in the garage.

Damnit, this is America where every hooker worth her salt should have the opportunity to grow her own tomatoes in the side yard and save rain water in a big drum under the downspout.

Please pitch in for this worthwhile cause. Send all those extra carbon neutral coupons on over to:

The Bruce to Mexico Fund
% Twa t’doc Fun
300 Colorado High Blvd
Less than Angels, California 90001

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