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Dozens in Texas Town Report UFO’s
Worried about the housing slump, are you? Concerned that the economy is about to tank? Seeing terror cells in your back yard? Then maybe you should move to Texas, or some other state in the southwest, where the UFO sightings could take your mind off such things.
Yep, they’re buzzing again, all over the place. Have been for a couple of weeks now. Mostly around a small town called Stephenville. County officials are seeing them. Pilots are seeing them. Just about everyone in the area, except the Air Force. The non-believers, of course, assume they’re experimental aircraft, and go on about their daily chores. Others are seeing The End of Days. Maybe the military should just open up Area 51 to the public, and let folks see what really isn’t there.
Silly idea, isn’t it, because the place doesn’t exist. It’s just a big blank spot on the map. So don’t go sending us pictures of some big military complex in the middle of the desert. We know it isn’t there, and so do you.
News Link: MSNBC
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackEven the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once… But it’s been proven he only saw the planet Venus. Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing? Your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder, and I wouldn’t flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Venus. Some alien encounters are hoaxes perpetrated by your government to manipulate the public. Some of these hoaxes are intentionally revealed to manipulate the truth-seekers who become discredited if they disclose the deliberately absurd deception. You’re feeling very sleepy, very… relaxed.
Jose, your scientific illiteracy is even more stunning.
Google “Belgium UFO” and read about the UFO that buzzed
Belgium for months and was seen by hundreds of people,
photographed, and painted on radar by the Belgium military.
Do a little research before make ignorant posts.
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