In light of the ever-growing tension caused by what now appears to be a well-organized and concerted, nation-wide foreign delinquent rebellion, the German government, orÂ the state of Hessen at least, is said to have now begun planning an hourly train connection to its new and quite distant â€œGulag Germaniaâ€ high-security re-educationÂ facility located somewhere near Krasnoyarsk, Siberia.
Berlin’s governing mayor, Klaus Wowereit, called the provocation racially motivated and said it was “intolerable or something”, addingÂ â€œIf Berlin had any money, we would organize one of those camp thingies, too. Berlin used to be leading in this field, you know.â€
CDU spokesmen in Berlin couldnâ€™t agree more but donâ€™t really want to do it right-now-at-this-moment-publicly because the populist rhetoric re-election campaign launched by Hessenâ€™s Minister President Roland Koch has slowly but surely begun to blow up in hisÂ happy HessianÂ face.
Fass Blondie! Fass!PS: The Hessians fought with theÂ British way back when when we didn’t like them and stuff, you know.