Comments on: Dog Chapman – Criminal At Large, Bench Warrant Issued http://www.bloggernews.net/112026 High-quality English language analysis and editorial writing on the news. Fri, 16 May 2008 05:10:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: josh http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-142890 josh Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:58:35 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-142890 I don't think it is very humerous at all and come on $150 dollar bench warrant, Lowest bench warrant I've ever heard of. I wish all the idiots who hate what they don't know would get of his back and go back to bashing someone else. He doesn't deserve it. I just can't wait till he gets his show back. And for all you who think it is a bunch of rednecks supporting him, I'm not. I don’t think it is very humerous at all and come on $150 dollar bench warrant, Lowest bench warrant I’ve ever heard of. I wish all the idiots who hate what they don’t know would get of his back and go back to bashing someone else. He doesn’t deserve it. I just can’t wait till he gets his show back. And for all you who think it is a bunch of rednecks supporting him, I’m not.

]]> By: Loz http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-142315 Loz Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:17:55 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-142315 The plural of "hillbilly" is Hillbillies" Mo-rawn! The plural of “hillbilly” is Hillbillies” Mo-rawn!

]]> By: Alpha Mom Beats Mama B http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141875 Alpha Mom Beats Mama B Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:13:17 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141875 Mama B - I suggest your research your facts before posting comments. Dog has had and does CONTINUE to have a HUGE fan base. First of all heifer you called him a Hillbilly??? You can't even spell your words out in full correctly. You have to resort to shortening them because your mind can't handle the complexity of spelling the word "to"? And you want to make fun of them??? They're they hillbillys but you can't even spell the word "to", "you", "your" or "pick" for that matter. Because those words are so long and hard to spell right? You dumb heifer, go back to school. Mama B - I suggest your research your facts before posting comments. Dog has had and does CONTINUE to have a HUGE fan base. First of all heifer you called him a Hillbilly??? You can’t even spell your words out in full correctly. You have to resort to shortening them because your mind can’t handle the complexity of spelling the word “to”? And you want to make fun of them??? They’re they hillbillys but you can’t even spell the word “to”, “you”, “your” or “pick” for that matter. Because those words are so long and hard to spell right? You dumb heifer, go back to school.

]]> By: mamab http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141858 mamab Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:15:01 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141858 well "dog" u 've already returned to the trailer park 150.00 Beth spends more than that on her "nails".u no ur in the spotlight, and u overlook this? u guys are'nt broke yet, ur working hard to regain your show or get another network 2 pic u up, and u turn back 2 your HILLBILLY ways. you guys need a lesson in CLASS,and REALNESSS.you've lost a big fan base. well “dog” u ‘ve already returned to the trailer park 150.00 Beth spends more than that on her “nails”.u no ur in the spotlight, and u overlook this? u guys are’nt broke yet, ur working hard to regain your show or get another network 2 pic u up, and u turn back 2 your HILLBILLY ways. you guys need a lesson in CLASS,and REALNESSS.you’ve lost a big fan base.

]]> By: Jim http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141433 Jim Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:48:47 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141433 Wish I had a nickel for all the men in blue "flashing their lights" going 80 in a 50 to get to the donut shop b4 all the glazed were gone! But Dog should have just paid the fine that very moment and went on with his life. Dog has to realize his life is being micro-scrutinized right now. Karma will even things out. Dog will get his TV show back. The arresting officer will walk in on his wife being probed by a teenage neighbor. Officer "60 in a 50" will endure domestic abuse counseling, pay alimony and end up marrying his pimple-face pregnant girlfriend. Said girlfriend will set a record for yearly oreo consumption. During a lovemaking episode with the former Ms. Oreo, Officer 60, never on top, will have his lungs smashed and need artificial respiration for the rest of his miserable life. Wish I had a nickel for all the men in blue “flashing their lights” going 80 in a 50 to get to the donut shop b4 all the glazed were gone! But Dog should have just paid the fine that very moment and went on with his life. Dog has to realize his life is being micro-scrutinized right now.

Karma will even things out. Dog will get his TV show back. The arresting officer will walk in on his wife being probed by a teenage neighbor. Officer “60 in a 50″ will endure domestic abuse counseling, pay alimony and end up marrying his pimple-face pregnant girlfriend. Said girlfriend will set a record for yearly oreo consumption. During a lovemaking episode with the former Ms. Oreo, Officer 60, never on top, will have his lungs smashed and need artificial respiration for the rest of his miserable life.

]]> By: NightHunter http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141313 NightHunter Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:15:26 +0000 http://www.bloggernews.net/112026#comment-141313 It may be a bit ironic, but considering the hell this man has been going through, it's hardly "humorous." Sit on it, Simon!! It may be a bit ironic, but considering the hell this man has been going through, it’s hardly “humorous.”

Sit on it, Simon!!

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